All Things Saxophone
Saxophone Jokes — One Liners
Last modified 09/12/08
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Q: What’s the difference between a blues SaxophoneMan and a jazz SaxophoneMan?
A: A blues SaxophoneMan solos over three chord changes for 1000 people, and a jazz SaxophoneMan solos over 1000 chord changes for three people.
Q: How many C melody sax players can you fit in a phone booth?
A: All of them.
You may be a redneck SaxophoneMan if . . .
· You spell it “saxaphone”
· You store your sax in the back of your pickup without a case.
· You think that Boots Randolph is the greatest Jazz musician of all time
Why are bari saxes so big?
It's just an optical illusion. Bari saxes aren't so big — the player's heads are really small.
Why are alto saxes so small?
It's just an optical illusion. Alto saxes aren't so small — the player's heads are really big.
Two New York City jazzers got a gig in Chicago but had to drive separate cars. When the trumpet player arrived at the gig, he was told the sax player had been killed tragically on a bridge in Indiana. He looked confused. "Man, there's no bridge in Indiana!"
Saxophone playing “Prison style” — always behind a few bars and never finding the right key
Q: Why didn't the great jazz sax players like playing soprano?
A: The case was too small to hide their drugs
SAXIDERMY -- The art of mounting old saxophones for wall display.
SAXATION -- When the club owner requires a cut from the take in the tip jar.
Q: What do you call a "Naked Lady Conn"?
Q: What's the difference between a jazz SaxophoneMan and a large pepperoni pizza?
A: A large pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between a jazz SaxophoneMan and a US savings bond?
A: The savings bond will actually mature and make money.
SATISAXTION — something you can’t get playing saxophone!